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1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying _____ YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.