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Mala
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How To Get Free DrinksLarry and Steve wanted to go out drinking; they only had $2.00 between them.
Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Steve said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.
Steve said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the bar man noticed them, went berserk and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for
free.
At the tenth bar, Steve said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third
bar".........
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LézionCraft
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Hell, and i thought they were going to really show me how to get free drinks. And just when i thought life was going to be much easier from now on, they had to go and pull a fast one on me. I'm NOT trying this.
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Mala
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Why's that then? 
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