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Instructions on how to clean your toilet
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> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
> water in the bowl.
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> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> bathroom.
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> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
> You may need to stand on the lid.
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> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
> that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
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> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
> rinse".
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> 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
> no people between the bathroom and the front door.
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> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
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> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,and
> run outside where he will dry himself off.
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> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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> Sincerely,
>
> The Dog
>

ROFLMAO!!!

Poor kitty